Church of Patrick

Buying a gaming laptop, 5000 dollars to spend on other crap. Thoughts?

THAT CRAB SPY — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:00:05 GMT

Description Alienware M15x Date & Time: September 23, 2009 9:13 PM CST SYSTEM COMPONENTS Alienware M15x Qty 1 Alienware M15x Special Edition – Nebula Red, Windows Vista Ultimate (64 bit) + Windows 7 Ultimate Upgrade Coupon - English Unit Price $4,072.00 Catalog Number: 29 DKCWFW1 Module Description Show Details Base System Color Alienware M15x Special Edition – Nebula Red Operating System Windows Vista Ultimate (64 bit) + Windows 7 Ultimate Upgrade ...

New L4D Campaign

Knifey — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:26:41 GMT

This is the best part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__xUiXBe4wg

applying at a game shop

Teddie — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 23:36:50 GMT

tabletop games and shit

they only take resumes so what would look really good on it

I have no tabletop experience but um I am thinking I can get the job

World of warcraft

saint — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:08:24 GMT

world of Bullcraft is BULLSHIT! I cant see how its so funny to play that boring game. The first thinng you do is trying to get in a higher level. ok thats easy. i have tried the game and i think its getting bored after level 4. why would anybody level up to the highest level 80!?!. BULLSHIT!! you have to use many years on a game whit no meaning. Then when you have used sick many hours infront of a crappy game you will see that you need money to get honor. well thats sounds easy will ...

Rage the bitches (moderators)

saint — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:25:45 GMT

when you hate the moderators so much that you could swear in the holy church of patrick... post it here

OH MY Patrick I MAY BE PRODUCTIVE

Numbnuts — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:49:38 GMT

Sort of. I just got an idea for a 30-40 second TF2 video, and was wondering if I could get some help. Basically its just something about a guy lagging, and everyone on the other team setting up instant death for as soon as he gets back. Im hoping to get about 6-7 people to help with this, although it can really be done with 4 others. Whatever, just thought thisd be a better place to ask, cause, you know, Ive got brain damage like that. People So Far: Greg

Come on people, one at a time!

Numbnuts — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:20:42 GMT

Come on up an' fuck my computer! See if that makes it work again.

So yeah, all sound is fucked up, and so is voice. So Ill still be playing, the only differences being I cant hear 19 yelling about the spies, and you cant hear my laugh. So yeah. Shit.

WHAT THE FUCK

Numbnuts — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:08:18 GMT

http://guarddog.50webs.com/

WHAT IS THIS?

I deleted my medal

THAT CRAB SPY — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:32:55 GMT

yes.

Saint joining the PCJ??

saint — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:00:51 GMT

Hola! I am joining pcj (random search on google)
i do not now how i got here, i am not good at computers you know ;D
I do hope that everybody will bitchslap youre friends face when you see this topic.
someone have religion i have two life rules.

fuck sev

fuck 19

its not personal , but i need some liferules xD

lololol abilitys pack

THAT CRAB SPY — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:47:51 GMT

Drunkbomb anyone?

Anyways, I believe Delicious sandvich, and Reverse engineering should be implemented. Oh and somehow find a way to give Alon the afterburner affect alone.

OH AND OF COURSE CURVING ARROWS.

A mysterious mystery.

Ace Attorney — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:09:05 GMT

Does not the crate in the background look familiar? I swear I saw it in some other game.
If you already knew this... just sutf

Just in case you are retarded I have chosen to tell you what game this crate is from.
~~Half life 2~~

WHO AM I?

THAT CRAB SPY — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:23:56 GMT

new game/topic start.

I often find myself gender confused.
I hate and rage at everything that speaks.
I have a bigger dick than the size of everyone else's combined.
I draw stuff.

You'll get it eventually.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

NotUrAvgAzn — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:39:07 GMT

http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/photo/1280/189843336/1/tumblr_kq3fl0Ph0H1qa3i8u

OKAY KANYE IT IS FUCKING ON NOW!

OMG I just joined.!

Ace Attorney — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:07:14 GMT

Well, hey I just joined the Patrick circle. This is why I make a topic.
I require that you will do the following in this topic:
-Give me a nice and warm Welcome
-Say hello!
-Hello again
-Whine about me spelling stuff wrong.
-Don't get mad at me...
I have absolutely no confidence and might start crying if this topic get less than 5 posts.
So COMEON! Minimum 5 welcomes!

sutf

Build My Computer!

psionicmonkey — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:07:30 GMT

So! I have decreed that it is time for me to upgrade. I'd like to just upgrade the mobo and processor, and further future-proof my PC. I currently have: Athlon 64 X2 6000+ on this motherboard: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813128014 6 GB of RAM (DDR 2 800, PC2 6400) GeForce GTX 260 (896MB of RAM) 700W PSU Vista 64-Bit, with an upgrade to Win7 in October. Antec 900 Case. Since I really don't need to upgrade much (except ...

Are you a fag?

Cocksmith — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:37:43 GMT

lolwat

ALDKSJLASKDJ: WAAT???!

NotUrAvgAzn — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:16:10 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww-jfygVEE0#

title says it all...

Leaving PCJ

PandaPooPs — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 06:50:01 GMT

In case anyone missed it, here's what my departure from PCJ looked like. I'm sure nametags are unnecessary.

Backpack examiner

Knifey — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:12:04 GMT

http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561197995694996

future reference

THAT CRAB SPY — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 06:30:36 GMT

if found on a ego server, do try not to bother me. Either trying to get others to convert/pissthemoff/other reasons not shared here. If you believe that I'm becoming one of them, well I guess you don't know me well enough.

Ultimate Trolling game

THAT CRAB SPY — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:45:31 GMT

Its a game where you battle forums in a parody version of the internet.

Im surprised pcj isnt in this already. Its fucking hilarious.

Over here >here<

Eak wins.

Eak — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:44:55 GMT

19 is gone.
The server is mine.
You're all banned.

I want a new job

Teddie — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:49:45 GMT

tell me where I should apply

I work at a shitty cannery right now and it's a shitty cannery

So, Bryan bought a PS3 -just- to play inFamous.

Bryan — Sat, 30 May 2009 01:05:20 GMT

Discuss: PS3.
Imo, it's a great system.
Amazing potential.
Over-all, bad games.
inFamous being the solitary exception. ;]

Dat's Racist

Brodie — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:39:17 GMT

gogogogogo

OMG NEW UPDATE WITH HATS

Zuan — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:29:16 GMT

SRSLY http://www.teamfortress.com/classless/ ALSO: "TF_Engineer_Cowboy_Hat" "Texas Ten Gallon" "TF_Engineer_Train_Hat" "Engineer's Cap" "TF_Heavy_Ushanka_Hat" "Officer's Ushanka" "TF_Heavy_Stocking_cap" "Tough Guy's Tuque" "TF_Soldier_Pot_Hat" "Stainless Pot" "TF_Soldier_Viking_Hat" "Tyrant's Helm" "TF_Demo_Scott_Hat" "Glengarry Bonnet" "TF_Medic_Tyrolean_Hat" ...

Haven't seen one of these in a while...

Alon, Lord of Battle — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 07:17:42 GMT

LOOKNEWTHREAD
So I haven't been home in two weeks, and will return tomorrow. REJOICE, NOW

I quit PCJ

Eak — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 05:41:28 GMT

April fools, Im lying.

My family is too poor for the internet so I wont be on for a few weeks.

I might be on steam random times while at my moms house.

Fucking christ, internet on phones is far too slow.

FUCK YES

Greg Sucks — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:59:35 GMT

I LOVE BUBBLE WRAP

...Wait, this is packing peanuts. You assholes.

Hats gone wrong

Mr_19 — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:12:01 GMT

http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=768690
When you see it you'll shit bricks

Panda and Muuu

Mrs_19 — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:02:42 GMT

8:59 PM - Muuu: So we came to the conclusion
8:59 PM - Muuu: that Eak is the dragon

I want to make a map.

Teddie — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:04:06 GMT

pl_rainbowroad

I have no fucking idea how so someone else do it idk

Official Custom Map Request Thread

Greg Sucks — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:46:17 GMT

Unlike the other thread, which is for requesting maps to go on/off rotation, this is for requesting new maps. Post the name/link of any map you want, and if it's good, I'll put it up on the server. I promise I'll test out every single map you guys suggest, but I bet half of them won't end up actually being put on the server. Examples of a good map submission: Name: pl_borax_b2 Link: http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/97137 Short Description: It's a really cool payload map, big ...

Alon's Skin and Particle Thread

Alon, Lord of Battle — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:33:01 GMT

Mr_19 set my out on a quest to change the smallish + signs on the medi-beam(and overheal) to say battle, after 8 hours of trying to figure out how to create and use Alpha Channels I have won: (for all who would enjoy this please follow instructions EXACTLY) Step one-- follow this link and get both of the .RAR file ::: http://files.filefront.com/Battle+Medic+V2rar/;13910661;/fileinfo.html ::: ::: http://files.filefront.com/BattlesignVTF+VMTrar/;13906475;/fileinfo.html ...

The End is Nigh!

psionicmonkey — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:04:50 GMT

Look ye upon this and DESPAIR!

*runs, screaming (naked and on fire) into the night*

Panda and Muuu

PandaPooPs — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 06:03:12 GMT

This is what we do in our free time.

Shame my costume looks 18,000 times better than his.

Everything else thread.

THAT CRAB SPY — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:50:06 GMT

Games and other crap I cant think of.

Yes.

Screenshots !

PandaPooPs — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 02:07:32 GMT

Panda was here.
Eak is a loser.

Greg's House of Plugins/Scripts

Greg Sucks — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:29:29 GMT

So, I'm willing to write valuable TF2 scripts or Sourcemod plugins for you, at the low, low, price of zero dollars and zero cents, just pay zero shipping and handling costs. Just post a request, I'll get back to you as fast as I can.

Soldier update?

olbritishchap — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:24:52 GMT

Soldier update? fake? WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Eak.

Eak — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:35:09 GMT

What a great guy, Right?

MS paint time

This is me doing the jumping jacks or something. I don't know. The erase tool is too far to reach

cocks

Cocksmith — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:27:59 GMT

dickspls

SO...

Zuan — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:53:38 GMT

Since we dont have those Red, Blu, and Engi pools anymore,
and aperently Moderator is red now..
How will we be getting our pretty invidual collors? D;<

Interview with valve.

Mr_19 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:06:58 GMT

http://communityfortress.com/tf2/news/exclusive-interview-with-valves-robin-walker.php

Robin promises good things for none HURRDURR pubbies and a method where they just give us the weapons. Inb4 they troll us all.