Sure is a good thing Eak's name is spelt with a 'c'.
Unless it is spelt with a 'k'.
In which case, Eak, you're a homosexual.

Regardless of the spelling, it is clear to all that Eak is a fag. And you, Bryan. Your animu avatar makes it so painfully obvious.

, Damuna? ?

seeing as it' become accustomed on the server that I'm actually a man I'll do this for the lulz

1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?
yes
2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?
yes
3. Do you often find yourself thinking about attractive male friends?
nope
4. Do you, in actual fact, love teh cock?
of course
5. Have you at any point in your life had sexual contact with another male?
yes
5a. Was it voluntary?
the first time, no
5b. Did you like it?
yes
6. What is your usual attire?
shirts and shorts
6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?
yes
6b. Do you attempt to coordinate your clothing?
sometimes
7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?
yes
8. Have you ever felt as if you were born the wrong gender?
very yes
9. Is your first name Erik?
nope, but i know this one guy...*cougheackcough*
10. Would you suck me off if I paid you $20?
no
11. Were any of your ancestors killed in the Holocaust?
no
12. Do you have an irrational fear of gas chambers?
no
13. Are you concerned by other males thinking you are gay?
lol no?
14. Do you have fears that your penis is too small?
bitch, I knock people out with mine
15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
no but I want to ;_;

Well Kure, according to this chart you are not gay, but piesexual - you are sexually attracted to mathematical constants. Pervert.

1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. No.
4. I love mine.
5. No.
5a. N/A
5b. N/A
6. Jeans, Fox Jacket, Long Shirt
6a. Not often.
6b. Not often.
7. Yes, when my sister forces me to.
8. No.
9. No, it is William.
10. No.
11. I doubt it.
12. No.
13. Not concerned, but some people claim that I am.
14. No, it's currently a skyscraper.
15. No.

It's true, it was a fat mexican.

Not to worry, simply use my trademark gay-cleansing shower and the trauma will just disappear.

I liek it.

1. lol no.
2. who?
3. not in that way
4.
5. Nope
5a.
5b.
6. Clothing.
6a. Only before those fucked up events
6b. coordinate who now?
7. Sure
8. no, but I know kure has.
9. lol no.
10. I have enough money thank you.
11. LOLOCAUST? no.
12. no, but I would like to have one in my home, in case.
13. No?
14. No
15. In actual reality, see #7.

Your toxicology report indicates acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam and doxylamine. From this, I conclude an accidental death caused by the abuse of prescription medications - in simple terms, an overdose of medicines intended to counter depression, relieve pain and aid in sleeping.

Wait a minute...

1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?
Does lesbians count?
2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?
Yes, but he started it!
3. Do you often find yourself thinking about attractive male friends?
No.
4. Do you, in actual fact, love teh cock?
No.
5. Have you at any point in your life had sexual contact with another male?
What if you are a schizo and masturbate, then switch over to another personality?
5a. Was it voluntary?
Not avaible at the moment
5b. Did you like it?
Not avaible at the moment
6. What is your usual attire?
Clothes.
6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?
I do sort out the stuff wich i dont fit.
6b. Do you attempt to coordinate your clothing?
What does that mean?
7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?
I have seen others do it, IN REAL LIFE!
8. Have you ever felt as if you were born the wrong gender?
Nope.
9. Is your first name Erik?
No not me.
10. Would you suck me off if I paid you $20?
No.
11. Were any of your ancestors killed in the Holocaust?
Negative.
12. Do you have an irrational fear of gas chambers?
I felt just fine last time I was in one.
13. Are you concerned by other males thinking you are gay?
No, are you?
14. Do you have fears that your penis is too small?
Too small for what?
15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Not as i can recall.