I think i scored pretty nicely on this test, at least when you look at the rest of the results.... What about you Damuna? How much of a FAG are YOU? Hm? take the test yourself you twat!

Sure thing bro.


1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?

Many. Especially the members of PCJ.

2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?

I often talk to myself.

3. Do you often find yourself thinking about attractive male friends?

Yes. I also think about 19 often.

4. Do you, in actual fact, love teh cock?

Boy, do I ever.

5. Have you at any point in your life had sexual contact with another male?

The last time was four days ago.

5a. Was it voluntary?

It turns me on more to think that it wasn't. Consensual sex is disgusting.

5b. Did you like it?

It was hilariously bad. Too much lube.

6. What is your usual attire?

Loose-fitting T-shirt and jeans, plus a light jacket.

6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?

Generally my line of thought is, "How quickly can I take these off?"

6b. Do you attempt to coordinate your clothing?

I try to make sure everything I'm wearing isn't the same colour. I only wear three different ones.

7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?

Yes. I like to play using both the dancemat and a controller at the same time.

8. Have you ever felt as if you were born the wrong gender?

I have long wanted to be the little girl.

9. Is your first name Erik?

No, but I know a guy.

10. Would you suck me off if I paid you $20?

I'd do it for free.

11. Were any of your ancestors killed in the Holocaust?

Yup. Served them right, fukken Jews.

12. Do you have an irrational fear of gas chambers?

Yes, yes I do.

13. Are you concerned by other males thinking you are gay?

I actively encourage them to think I am.

14. Do you have fears that your penis is too small?

I'm more concerned about it being too big.

15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Yes. Sex with men is more interesting, though.


So, who's going to evaluate this?