lolwat

1. Nope.
2. I guess... Who are you again?
3. Nope.
4. Nope.
5. I'm thirteen. Take a wild guess.
5a. See question 5.
5b. See question 5a.
6. Pajamas. (I do everything online, and never leave the house.)
6a. Nope.
6b. This is a joke question, right?
7. Yeah.
8. Ever? Yes. Currently? No.
9. Nope. It's Greg.
10. No way in hell.
11. Indirectly. My grandfather was in the Polish army. So there you go.
12. Is it really irrational?
13. Nope.
14. If I had an idea of what to compare it to, I'd flunk the test.
15. See question 5.

1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?
No.
2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?
Yes, no way I can deny to that. =p
3. Do you often find yourself thinking about attractive male friends?
...No. >_>
4. Do you, in actual fact, love teh cock?
Specify.
5. Have you at any point in your life had sexual contact with another male?
No.
-5a. Was it voluntary?
-5b. Did you like it?
6. What is your usual attire?
Black/red-ish, random t-shirts, sometimes involving games.
-6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?
No, I just grab some stuff.
-6b. Do you attempt to coordinate your clothing?
Wut.
7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?
Oh, FUCK YOU, DAMUNA!
8. Have you ever felt as if you were born the wrong gender?
No.
9. Is your first name Erik?
No.
10. Would you suck me off if I paid you $20?
No, but I would if you begin thinking in the 500 zone.
11. Were any of your ancestors killed in the Holocaust?
They were. The Netherlands lies directly next to Nazi-Germany,
and I did in fact lose some far away family.
12. Do you have an irrational fear of gas chambers?
No.
13. Are you concerned by other males thinking you are gay?
No.
14. Do you have fears that your penis is too small?
Not at all.
15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Depends on what you see as sex..
Most might say ''No.'', seeing as there was no real
penis-vagina contact.

Your follow-up responses confirm the initial report: You are most definitely a fag.

1. Have you had any previous association with homosexuals?
Does this forum count? Either way, yes.
2. Have you ever spoken to Damuna?
Yes.
3. Do you often find yourself thinking about attractive male friends?
Define "often". More than I think of non-attractive male friends? No.
4. Do you, in actual fact, love teh cock?
Whose cock? Love my own. Others' not so much.
5. Have you at any point in your life had sexual contact with another male?
No.
-5a. Was it voluntary?
-5b. Did you like it?
6. What is your usual attire?
Gothy/metalhead-y
-6a. Do you give thought to what you wear beforehand?
Some, but not a lot. I don't own enough different clothes to merit thinking about what to wear.
-6b. Do you attempt to coordinate your clothing?
I'm a goddamn artist, I have a good sense of what looks good on me, if that's what you mean.
7. Have you ever played DDR, or any other dancemat game?
No.
8. Have you ever felt as if you were born the wrong gender?
No.
9. Is your first name Erik?
No.
10. Would you suck me off if I paid you $20?
Not for $20, no.
11. Were any of your ancestors killed in the Holocaust?
Not as far as I know.
12. Do you have an irrational fear of gas chambers?
No.
13. Are you concerned by other males thinking you are gay?
No.
14. Do you have fears that your penis is too small?
None.
15. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Yes.

1. nope
2. nope
3. nope
4. nope
5. nope
5a. see 5
5b. see 5
6. pajama shorts and a t shirt
6a. nope
6b. nope
7. once, i sucked at it
8. nope
9. nope
10. nope
11. nope
12. nope
13. nope
14. nope
15. only 14, so nope

1. There's this one gay fella I know. He thinks I'm creepy
2. Who?
3. nah
4. In actual fact, I have no emotional attachment to teh cock
5. lolno
6. Tshirt/Polo/
6a. sure
6b. Yep
7. I saw someone playing it once
8. nah
9. N-NO
10. That's illegal, son
11. All of them except for none of them
12. no
13. nope
14. I have fears that it's plotting to kill me.
15. nope.


Do I win yet?